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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.09 17:16:00 -
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Articio KorAzor wakes up one morning, looks out of his palace window and sees "Articio Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in his inquisitors and demands that the perpetrators be found. Later that day the inquisitors return. "My Lord," says the first inquisitor, "the urine has been analyzed and it belongs to Brother Joshua." KorAzor goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?" "No, my Lord," says the inquisitor, "It's Lady KorAzor's handwriting."
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:43:00 -
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 Originally by: Nolin Riis
Oh, come on, guys. Don't be so cruel. Articio has a heart of solid gold. At least until he grows back another real one, that is.
Well, there isn't much we have to worry about when it comes to Articio. Honestly, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.11 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
This made me laugh - some innacuracies, but let's not split hairs...
... or finger nails... or bones... or teeth... or...
Alright, alright, don't take my head off. So we got a few details wrong. It's no skin off your back.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.13 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Nachshon
Rodj Blake, you're in contact with Brother Joshua, right? I'm pretty sure PIE escorted him, which is why he's in one piece, and Articio Kor-Azor is not.
Anyway, please send him this thread, have him show Kor-Azor when the Heir's face is intact, and have him take a picture of Kor-Azor's reaction.
And if he ever becomes Emperor, we can have a statue made with that exact expression on its face ... arms not included.
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